Sunday, March 29, 2009

yo mama jokes

yo mama is so ugly

Yo mama so ugly roaches go "Hi mom!"

Yo mama so ugly she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it

Yo mama so ugly she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step

Yo mama so ugly she could only be Yo mama

Yo mama so ugly she could scare the flies off a shit wagon

Yo mama so ugly she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween

Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares

Yo mama so ugly she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror

Yo mama so ugly she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog."

Yo mama so ugly she has to creep up on her makeup

Yo mama so ugly she has to creep up on water to get a drink

Yo mama so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow

Yo mama so ugly she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

Yo mama so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry

Yo mama so ugly she scared the stitches off Frankenstein

Yo mama so ugly she scares roaches away

Yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her

Yo mama so ugly that you father takes her to work with him, just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday

Yo mama so ugly the kids call her Lassie and feed her biscuits

Yo mama so ugly the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it

Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application

Yo mama so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her

Yo mama so ugly even the elephant man paid to see her

Yo mama so ugly even the tide won't take her out

Yo mama so ugly her face was on fire and I had to use a snow shovel to put it out

Yo mama so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot

Yo mama so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel

Yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night

Yo mama so ugly her shadow gave up

Yo mama so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound

Yo mama so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back.

Yo mama so ugly if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away

Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks, she'd have her own projects

Yo mama so ugly if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it

Yo mama so ugly it looks like she got hit with a hot sack of nickels

Yo mama so ugly it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries

Yo mama so ugly people at the circus pay money not to see her

Yo mama so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween

Yo mama so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen


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