Yo mama so ugly roaches go "Hi mom!"
Yo mama so ugly she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it
Yo mama so ugly she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step
Yo mama so ugly she could only be Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly she could scare the flies off a shit wagon
Yo mama so ugly she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween
Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares
Yo mama so ugly she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror
Yo mama so ugly she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog."
Yo mama so ugly she has to creep up on her makeup
Yo mama so ugly she has to creep up on water to get a drink
Yo mama so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow
Yo mama so ugly she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo mama so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry
Yo mama so ugly she scared the stitches off Frankenstein
Yo mama so ugly she scares roaches away
Yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her
Yo mama so ugly that you father takes her to work with him, just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday
Yo mama so ugly the kids call her Lassie and feed her biscuits
Yo mama so ugly the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application
Yo mama so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her
Yo mama so ugly even the elephant man paid to see her
Yo mama so ugly even the tide won't take her out
Yo mama so ugly her face was on fire and I had to use a snow shovel to put it out
Yo mama so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot
Yo mama so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel
Yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night
Yo mama so ugly her shadow gave up
Yo mama so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound
Yo mama so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back.
Yo mama so ugly if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks, she'd have her own projects
Yo mama so ugly if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it
Yo mama so ugly it looks like she got hit with a hot sack of nickels
Yo mama so ugly it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries
Yo mama so ugly people at the circus pay money not to see her
Yo mama so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween
Yo mama so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen
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